Problem-solving blogging...

Well hello August! And you worthy people reading this blog. I’ve come to solve some of your more common children slash bedroom slash furniture problems.

Have you got children sleeping in shelving units like this because they can't get to bed quick enough?

I've got just the thing you'll need to get your kids into bed quickly and quietly. We sell ReadyBeds in a wide range of characters for your kids to enjoy. Not only are they great for home in the playroom and for sleepovers but they're great for camping, and sending your child to someone's house for the night. They're quick to inflate and put away. And they come with an attached sleeping bag that can be removed for easy washing. They're the perfect solution to sleepover and space problems. And a bargain too.

Next on the list are birthday presents. Birthday presents are a nightmare to buy. You either find something that's too small or too big. Costs too little or is too expensive. But we've got the best toys that your kids will love. Is your child fed up with their scooter? Their plain old boring scooter that they've discarded. More than just a scooter, these brand new toys are not only for travelling on, but can carry your child's toys in a secret compartment too. If I was 7 I'd have one of my own. They come in the characters of Bob the Builder, Star Wars and Thomas the Tank Engine.

I know, I know, they're super cool.

Stuff for the teenagers. Do you feel like you don't know what you're looking for when you're trying to buy a teenager a present? You want something cool but you think cool is going to a discotheque on a Friday night. You want something hip but you think hip is listening to the Beatles' song Lady Madonna. We can solve all your problems. Suck UK is a leading manufacturer in the UK who make innovative and cool products. They're the kind of products that you can give to most people between the ages of 15 to 30 and they'll be happy with. So put away your signed photo of Lesley Joseph from Birds of a Feather and have a look at our range of Suck Uk stuff. It includes these cool light bricks and an Mini Boom Box for your iPod. An old skool ghetto blaster with speakers that connect to your iPod.

Aside from all the products I've mentioned here there are loads more on our website for you to have a look at. We stock thousands of products in loads of your kids favourite characters. Our prices are competitive and we only sell brand new products so you get the best in quality.

Have a look... www.PriceRightHome.com

World Cup Update

Excellent news in the World Cup. The underdogs are coming through! So far Spain and Brazil have lost all of their matches with Germany also falling behind. Honduras, France and the hosting nation of South Africa are all leading their groups at this stage. The goals have been sponsored by Kickmaster and it's been mentioned that they may be switching the England goal to a smaller size of 7ft so their opponents will be less likely to score. Top Gear have been getting involved in the football as well with James May, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson all playing Desktop Car Football. The Stig has also been playing but suffered an injured leg and had to be nursed in the Hello Kitty Nursery Centre. Players from the England team have all been seen eating out of their St. George bowls over breakfast although it was said that Rooney had broken the mould and had gone for his favourite Ben 10 bowl instead. Ashley Cole also used his favourite the Disney Princess breakfast set. Capello was seen to be looking very stressed over the weekend and was captured on camera riding around on his Buzz Lightyear foot to floor ride on. He was seen to be arguing later on with Wayne Rooney about who got the next go on the Disney Cars quad bike. Lampard captured it all on his Thomas the Tank Engine Trainspotting kit. We all know he's a big fan of Thomas & Friends. Apparently there were other rifts in the camp when Beckham was seen to be showering with a Barcelona towel instead of a St. George flag like the rest of the team. Capello has kindly kitted the boys out with a 'South Africa Survival Kit' which includes items to help the boys get by in the country. The England torch stops the boys getting scared of the dark on their way back from the stadium late at night. They also have an insulated lunch bag to keep their packed lunches in that Fabio makes for them every morning before training. Each team member has a nodding dog for the back of their car and their own Kickmaster training kit. Their bedrooms at the lodge where they are staying for the duration of the World Cup has also been decked out in England rugs, wallpaper and borders, posters and duvets. They love it. And we will too if they qualify for the final 16. COME ON ENGLAND!

Read All About It!! (And other made up things)

Weekly Round up of the weekend news (so weekend round up then).

A Stitch in Time Saves the Police from Having to Catch a Criminal
An 87 year old woman is recovering from shock after catching a burglar breaking into her house. Mrs. Cart caught the burglar rifling through her drawers and decided she wasn't going to let him get away. She hastily pushed him onto her bed with her walking stick and grabbed her knitting needles. Whilst lecturing the young scally on thieving from the elderly the woman called the Police and then began knitting the man to the bed. Mrs. Cart made the burglar a costume, a lamp, a couple of fleeces and a nice tablecloth before the police arrived, placed the thief on the back of their Sit and Roll Police Ride on and took the embarrassed burglar to the Police Station.

It's all Child's Play
A 37 year old man is recovering from a double amputee operation he performed on himself. Peter Sail, thought to be of sound mind, was apparently so determined to fit on a child sized bike that he cut his own legs off. Having found the Ben 10 bike in his log cabin he wanted to ride it so much that he would stop at nothing to get on it. Finding that his knees hit the handlebars he thought he could fix that by simply severing his legs. When asked whether he thought he would be able to cycle with the stumps of his bloodied legs, Sail replied, "I dunno, but I was gonna have a go." I recommend just buying a scooter in the future.

Miracle Birth
A woman who gave birth over the weekend got more than she bargained for when her baby daughter was born with the ability to walk and talk. Susan Schrell, 30, gave birth to Molly on Saturday and was shocked to hear her newborn complaining of being cold and hungry as she exited the womb. "It was actually quite frightening" Schrell said, "I didn't know what was going on, I suppose I'll have saved an awful lot of money on baby walkers and learning toys though." Asked what he thought of his daughters amazing abilities Mr. Schrell, 36, simply said, "Yeah, great. Bit scary though isn't it?"

Enjoy.

News Round Up!

Strange news round up...

Water Fight!
A total of six people have been arrested after a mass waterfight broke out near Oxford Street in London last Friday. It is thought that as well as water pistols the revellers were using dart guns, dartboards and Darth Vaders. The fight was alleged to have gone on for around 8 hours and was timed using one of these beautiful array of clocks. Other watches and timepieces are also available.

Penguin 5 1/2-a-side
11 penguins were playing a bit of football in South Korea last week as a bit of entertainment for passers by. Out of the water and onto the pitch the Humboldt penguins were just practising by aiming their flippers at the goals and taking a few penalties. And although some spectators thought they saw a fight break out it was claimed it was a friendly match and they were saving their energy for their game against the meercats at next weeks animal World Cup. Zebras are favourite to win because of their pace and their ability to dazzle the goalkeepers with their stripes.

Wayne the hell did you do that?!
15 members of staff at a pub in West Yorkshire have changed their names to Wayne Rooney in recognition of England's efforts in the World Cup. And both the managers have changed their names to Fabio Capello. Apparently it's hilarious for the regulars because when they shout 'Wayne' all of the bar staff turn around. I bet it's quick to get a pint in there.

Cheesus Christ!
The annual cheese-rolling event in Gloucestershire has proven super popular even though the event was said to have been cancelled last year. Event organisers said injured persons would not receive care amid health and safety concerns. An unofficial event went on anyway with 6 times champion Chris Anderson winning the race. Anderson commended the fact that some people had chosen to run down the hill instead of merely rolling from the top. 'It was a bit tougher than normal. I had a bit of competition this year. Some decent competition. Some local Brockworth boys for once' Anderson said after dressing his swollen ankle.

Some less brave cheese-chasers were said to be hurling smaller cheeses such as Dairylea and Babybell down a molehill in the area. Their efforts to gain the respect of the big cheese-chasers went un-noticed.

That concludes this weeks round up of news. Enjoy.

(All of the above items come in a variety of sorts and characters. Have a browse. You'll like it.)

Festival Central! (and Survival)

Well, Glastonbury, Bestival, Isle of Wight and a load of other festivals are nearly upon us. If you're going to be featuring in the tent line-up as a virgin or a seasoned camper then you might be looking for a few tips to help you out. This, my friends, is the Festival Survival Kit.

First off are sleeping arrangements. Duvets are a must, king size if possible. And dressing gowns and smoking jackets are pretty much essential. Pipes are great to complete the look but if you don't have one people won't point and laugh at you. Sleeping bags are great if you're used to sleeping like a caterpillar. Tents: These are great if you don't fancy sleeping under the stars and they provide a great place to change your costume/ hide from the sun/rain. Readybeds are a must. Next: eating requirements. One thing everyone has at a festival is a great little table and chairs to eat at. And if you don't dress your table properly everyone thinks you're a right spanner. Get a tablecloth. They're the height of cool and they double up as ponchos if you haven't got anything else. And these bowl/ cup/ lunchbag things are handy too.

Next up is the kids. You don't want to have to listen to them whining on all weekend so there's loads of stuff you can use to keep them out of your hair. We've got some great paddling pools that you can put in place of the fire, or they're a great way to save a tent space for your friends. Or do both and find yourself with your very own jacuzzi (although they only last a minute if placed directly on the fire).

If your tent is a bit dull you can brighten them up with some posters (that come in lots of great designs). If you're not a fan of the morning sun you can also buy some curtains to put up inside your tent. Don't worry they're all readymade so there'll be no sewing necessary- but you might need a pole to hang them off. Torches, towels, rugs and fleeces all come in useful in their own ways too.

Outdoor toys are a must, they're especially great for meeting your neighbours when you run to catch a frisbee and accidentally trip over a guide rope and land on top of someone having a quiet afternoon nap in their tent. Other great things that fly are Vortex Howlers, Zylos and England flags.

Coming soon: How to squeeze through crowds at speed, how to ask for shoulder lifts off big men and how to be inebriated without losing all your stuff.

N.B. All of the above products come in a variety of shapes, colours and sizes and adorned with a wide range of characters. Have a look, you'll be glad you did.

World Cup Fever!!

COME ON ENGLAND! (Written by someone who knows very little, literally nothing, about football)

It’s only 8 days until our first game of the World Cup!! England v. The US of A. Can we beat them? Who knows? England fever has well and truly hit. A few of us at the PriceRightHome office managed to get to the Mexico friendly last night and the fans were out in force. And Mexico were holding their own in the stadium.

Rooney was on the pitch as well as Beckham and Lampard. Fabio Cappello would have been proud of them as they booted in goal after goal. The final score was 5-4 to England making it a close run game but we managed to keep on our toes and drive the goals home. Unfortunately Rooney was red-carded for eating a ham and cheese sandwich he pulled out of his sock in the 77”. Unbeknown to Rooney eating on the Wembley pitch is frowned upon by everyone and he was booed off by the 800,000 fans watching in the stadium. This means that Rooney will miss the whole of the World Cup. It’s swings and roundabouts though as it means Ronaldo and Pele can fill his place (I’ve heard Rooney counts for 2 players as he’s so good). England fans were all over the streets singing and chanting with flags over their shoulders and hats and scarves adorning every available head and shoulder. I did a couple of interviews and found some hardcore England fans who had had their bedrooms knocked down and rebuilt in the shape of England. You don’t have to be this extreme though, some people, still waiting on their building work, are simply adorning their rooms and houses with England goodies. Which can all be bought here.

Kit your room out in the the duvets, the clocks, the posters, the rugs, nodding dogs, gnomes and absolutely loads more. Send your kid to school with the England lunch bag and let everyone know that they’re supporting England in the World Cup. I reckon we can do it this time. The one last year was a bit of a joke.

And you can buy a bit of the pitch here, trouble is, it's been quite popular and the players have only got half grass and half soil now because we keep cutting bits out to sell it. (This is not true. It is a 'Grow Your Own' pitch. We have not been stealing turf from Wembley. Come to think of it- alot of this is lies. Except the links bit, we do actually sell very good quality and official England things. Look. You'll be impressed.)

Thinking of re-decorating the kid's bedrooms?

Is your child's bedroom wallpaper covered in crayon and paint? Is it clinging to the wall with dear life? Is it about time you gave your children's bedrooms a bit of a makeover?

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Whatever you're looking for come and have a look at our extensive range and see if you can brighten up your home.