World Cup Update

Excellent news in the World Cup. The underdogs are coming through! So far Spain and Brazil have lost all of their matches with Germany also falling behind. Honduras, France and the hosting nation of South Africa are all leading their groups at this stage. The goals have been sponsored by Kickmaster and it's been mentioned that they may be switching the England goal to a smaller size of 7ft so their opponents will be less likely to score. Top Gear have been getting involved in the football as well with James May, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson all playing Desktop Car Football. The Stig has also been playing but suffered an injured leg and had to be nursed in the Hello Kitty Nursery Centre. Players from the England team have all been seen eating out of their St. George bowls over breakfast although it was said that Rooney had broken the mould and had gone for his favourite Ben 10 bowl instead. Ashley Cole also used his favourite the Disney Princess breakfast set. Capello was seen to be looking very stressed over the weekend and was captured on camera riding around on his Buzz Lightyear foot to floor ride on. He was seen to be arguing later on with Wayne Rooney about who got the next go on the Disney Cars quad bike. Lampard captured it all on his Thomas the Tank Engine Trainspotting kit. We all know he's a big fan of Thomas & Friends. Apparently there were other rifts in the camp when Beckham was seen to be showering with a Barcelona towel instead of a St. George flag like the rest of the team. Capello has kindly kitted the boys out with a 'South Africa Survival Kit' which includes items to help the boys get by in the country. The England torch stops the boys getting scared of the dark on their way back from the stadium late at night. They also have an insulated lunch bag to keep their packed lunches in that Fabio makes for them every morning before training. Each team member has a nodding dog for the back of their car and their own Kickmaster training kit. Their bedrooms at the lodge where they are staying for the duration of the World Cup has also been decked out in England rugs, wallpaper and borders, posters and duvets. They love it. And we will too if they qualify for the final 16. COME ON ENGLAND!